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👨‍🍳 The MF Kitchen #09 - MF Candy?

Published 3 months ago • 5 min read

Hey Reader!

In this edition of The MF Kitchen, you'll slice into the details of:

  • Recipes for crunchy taco pockets and frozen protein yogurt cookies!
  • The weird history of flexing (and how this unlikely food was a party flex)...
  • How you can modify ANY one of my recipes to better fit you!
  • A surprising look into the serving size of hard candy...

Preheat your ovens…


Weekly Recipe Roundup 🍽️

Crunchy Taco Pockets!

Last week I highlighted a delicious Chicken BLT Slider recipe to make for your Super Bowl party!

This week we are going with these Crunchy Taco Pockets which could ALSO be a great addition to the party if you need something last minute!

I'm white so I call these crunchy taco pockets but these could be called Samosa's!

Only 121 calories with 12.5g protein per pocket!

PLUS they are super easy to make!

Click below to download the recipe and make it easy yourself:

Crispy Taco Pockets PDF

XL Frozen Yogurt Cookie!

Then we have this XL Frozen Yogurt Cookie which is super low calorie for how HUGE it is!

A super easy way to get that sweet treat in.

Only 193 calories for the whole frozen yogurt cookie with 16g protein!

And a super customizable recipe as well! So you can play with the flavor profile with different flavor protein powders or fruit as your add-in. I did a Reese's PB Banana one which was incredible!

Click below to download the recipe and make it easy yourself:

XL Frozen Yogurt Protein Cookie PDF

And if you’ve made any recipes lately, hit reply and let me know what you thought!

Zach's Beats 🎧

Dillon Francis just released a new album called “Pero Like” and there are the only two songs I like from it. The rest are ehh but these two are vibesssss.

Song #1 - Peluca

Song #2 - Humo


Weird Food Fact 🤓

Pineapples Were a Flex?

Nowadays people flex with watches, cars, followers….

It's the fastest way for me to know you don't really have money lol.

The richest people I know don't want people to know how much money they have.

But anyways lol, let's get back to the topic at hand.

The Pineapple.

It'll make sense. Give me a sec...

So back in the 18th century (the 1700s aka that shit used to confuse me so don't feel bad if you thought it was the 1800s), the ultimate way to flex at a party wasn't to show off your:

  • Watch
  • Designer fit
  • Car you pulled up in
  • Only Fans girl you showed up with, etc…

It was to have a… Pineapple at your party 🍍

Just like you can rent a Lambo, you could rent a Pineapple to have at your party.

Because of the conditions of Europe not being advantageous to growing pineapples, they were so rare and expensive that they were often rented out by the hour as as a status symbol for wealthy parties.

Insecure dudes have been around since the dawn of time so we can assume “flexing” has been around since then lol.


One FAQ ❓

Question from Taylor (from Sarasota, FL) - "I love the recipes, however I like to break up my meals, and sometimes the level of protein is heavy vs the other macros distributions. For some of us dealing with meal time, the 20-40 gram range for us females is ideal. I would like to see some recipes structured as such, or modifications to adjust protein amount ranges."

Answer: Hey Taylor, I def can see how this can be a challenge and I'll outline how to navigate this.

Let me first explain what my goal is for every recipe I develop.

First priority:
Delicious (aka as close to the “real” high-calorie version).

Second priority:
Macro Friendly (aka “Macro Balanced”). I don't demonize or overly glorify any macronutrient (protein, carbs, or fats). They all have their roles. So I make my recipe so they have a balanced percentage of each so you can stay on track with hitting your macros for the day.

Third Priority:
Easy AF to make. If it isn't ungodly easy for me to make, then I don't put it out. I am 10+ years into this and if it's not stupid easy to me, then it's not going to be easy for you. So I dive back into how to make it a 100% success rate for you.

Ok back to the topic at hand. How to modify a recipe to help you hit your macro goals...

Most of my recipes have a distribution of 40% carbs, 35% protein, and 25% fats.

I think this ratio is great for overall health, performance, and lifestyle nutritional flexibility.

  • So if a recipe is too high in calories, you can scale down portion size.
  • If a recipe is too high in protein in a savory recipe, just lower the protein source I use.
  • If a recipe is too high in carbs in a savory recipe, just lower the carb source I use.
  • If a recipe is too high in fats in a savory recipe, just lower the fat sources I use aka using a leaner protein source is a likely solution.

For sweet recipes, the idea is similar to scaling it down (serving size) to make it lower calorie/lower protein.

But if you want the calories to be the same but with lower protein and higher carb, you can just sub out the protein powder 1:1 with all-purpose flour.

The fat content on a lot of my sweet recipes is pretty low so I don't think that's the issue.

This is a deep topic I could go a ton deeper into but this is the general game plan.

Hope this helps and let me know if you guys have any follow-up questions that I can cover in a future FAQ.


Serving Surprise 😮

Why Hard Candy is Actually Macro-Friendly

Give me a bag of purple bag Skittles or Sour Patch Kids and I am crushing the whole bag in minutes.

This is what a whole bag (220 calories) looks like:

How fast I finish a bag comes down to how fast I can chew.

And I can chew fast lol.

So what do I eat instead when I want a candy fix?

Sure as hell not smart sweets or any of those fiber candies that will leave me fighting for my life on the toilet 😭

This TikTok is a perfect representation of how I feel when eating them 🤣

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3UaUmv/

Instead, I go for a candy that I can't chew and that's hard candy (only psychopaths chew hard candy).

And not the sugar-free versions that will also leave you fighting for your life on the toilet…

My favorites are Jolly Ranchers, Dum Dums, Peppermints, and Lifesaver Mints.

This is what 220 calories looks like for each of the hard candies 👇

They are all really low-calorie and it takes me at least 10-15 minutes to finish each piece.

So I get the flavor, duration, and satisfaction without having it be a caloric bomb.

Any other hard candy I need to add to the arsenal!?


Happy Super Bowl Sunday!

My heart is telling me the Niners but my brain is telling me the NFL wants the Chiefs to win to squeak out some more mula from the Taylor Swift circus.

I don't think the NFL is scripted but man this matchup is BY FAR the best one for revenue lol.

Just an overly optimistic lifelong Jags fan who always gets their hopes up to then be disappointed 😭

Much love and happy cooking,
Zach

PO Box 81896, Austin, Texas 78701
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